You Know You’re A Mother When:

  • You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.
  • You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
  • You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
  • You find yourself cutting your husband’s sandwiches into cute shapes.
  • You’ve mastered the art of placing large quantities of different foods on a plate without anything touching.
  • Your child insists that you read “Once Upon a Potty” out loud in a crowded area and you do it.
  • You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it is the only one your child eats.
  • You hire a sitter because you haven’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking up on the kids.
Do you have a fun thought about Motherhood? If so, please email me and I’ll add it to my list.